Neal Brennan's idea for an SNL Shane Gillis sketch, as told to Joe Rogan

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Callaroga Shark Media. Hello, Johnny
Mac and I'm in a silly mood with

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today's daily comedy news. Today's a
big day. You know what's out today,

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don't you? You know what's out
Taylor Swift's new album. Yeah,

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remember she announced it way back at
the Grammys. Taylor attends a lot of

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award shows. You know. One
time, Taylor Swift attended the Golden Globes.

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Nope, not doing it. You
don't want me to do it.

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I'm not doing it. You're not
doing it. You know the big difference

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between this podcast and the Golden Globes. Taylor Swift's probably heard of the Golden

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Globes. Jimmy Kimmel not happy with
former President Trump. Apparently, the President

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commented on Jimmy Kimmel the other day, said several things that ticked Jimmy off,

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including suggesting that Jimmy had screwed up
an award. Kimmell said, the

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person who presented the award was al
Pacino, not me. We're different people

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now. Don't get me wrong.
I wish I was al Pacino. I'm

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just not. You think he would
know that, because I'm pretty sure that

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say hello to my little friend is
what Trump said to Stormy Daniels. They

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got him in all this trouble.
That is a killer. Joe Kimmel continued.

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One of the things that he had
a problem with was Trump suggesting the

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ratings had gone down because of Kimmel, and he said, that's why they

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asked me to host again next year, which I wasn't planning to do,

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but now I might. Maybe you
can watch it on the TV in the

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rec room at Rikers. The Rikers
is a prison in New York City.

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In case you don't get the reference. One more from Kimmel. I guess

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I should be honored that the former
president of the United States took time out

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of his busy schedule googling Ivanka in
bikini to rant about me. Ouch.

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Trump also visited a bodega. Stephen
Colbert explained for non New Yorkers what a

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bodega is. And I'm not even
sure this is a joke. This is

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pretty accurate, Colbert said, for
my viewers who don't live in New York,

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bodega is Spanish for a place where
you can get coffee, cigarette,

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spicy chips you can only get in
Uruguay, dusty cans of chef boy or

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d Jin saying vitality juice that makes
your hair feel like it's screaming. And

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for some reason, one electric lawnmower
up on a high show elf all run

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by a guy who exclusively calls you
big boss boy. He nailed that.

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Do'll s Sloan, hosting The Daily
Show, said, I'm surprised Trump didn't

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hit up the lotto machine while he
was at the bodega. Dudo's over five

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hundred million dollars in fines. Can
you imagine owing so much money that you

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have to hit Powerball just to get
back to zero? I saw Mark Marin

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as Jimmy Carr in his podcast.
I haven't listened to that yet. I'm

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planning on watching Jimmy Carr last night. In Your Universe. Taylor Tomlinson,

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who some call the Taylor Swift of
comedy, She's at the Wind tonight and

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tomorrow. Taylor Thominson says, the
win's incredible, and the theater is incredible,

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and it feels like a very cool
intimate space for being a big theater.

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Johnny Mack, is this really the
top comedy story you slotted this one

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first? Are you setting something up
here? This story is very suspicious.

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Why is this the top story?
It's not very interesting that Taylor Thomson is

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playing the Wind. What's going on
here? Taylor said, as forest place

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to stay in Vegas, I think
Win is number one. It's totally different

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from playing comedy clubs. You feel
like you're in show business for real at

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the Win, as opposed to some
of the rooms I did when I was

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younger. She talked about her new
television show After Midnight said, it's been

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everything I wanted it to be.
Honestly, I just wanted to work with

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all these people and grow through the
process, learn some new skills. It's

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allowed me to meet a lot of
comics I'd never met in person. It's

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a really fun time because stand ups
don't usually get to play along and improvise

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with each other. You know.
The big difference between Taylor Tomlinson playing the

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Win in the Golden Globes at the
Wind. They have fewer camera shots of

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celebrities murdering her career over chokes.
Joe Rogan had Neil Brennan on I have

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to catch up on that as well. It'll be my usual pattern of Friday

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night and Saturday, I'll play video
games and I'll put my phone on my

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chest and I'll listen to all these
podcasts. Brennan revealed a sketch he wrote

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around Shane Gillis. He said,
the week Shane got fired, whatever unhired,

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I thought of a sketch, and
I was going to be in New

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York. I have sort of an
open door policy at SNL or I could

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just write because I wrote there with
Dave Chappelle. So I had a sketch

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idea. His premise. It's a
couple they're in bed and they're like,

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so, any STDs you want to
tell me about and they're like, no,

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I'm clean, And then the characters
followup question would be any podcasts.

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Brendan said, it was a good
idea. We wrote it. Then it

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got kind of shelves my understanding with
some of the people in the show didn't

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appreciate it. You know, the
big difference between The Golden Globes and Joe

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Rogan's podcast, Don't You On Rogan's
show, the most awkward part of the

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show or the advertisings for mail enhancement
supplements. At the Golden Globes, it's

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the reaction shots of Taylor Swift,
Rob Schneider has been in the news a

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lot lately, so has Conan O'Brien. That confluence of things has led the

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Internet to dust off this clip from
one of Conan's television shows. And as

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you'll hear, this speaks to me
in several ways. During the day,

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I hit the streets of a like
with a sandwich board and try to get

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people out. And I was in
Denver, Colorado. Denver, Sure,

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And I says, A guy says, you're doing a show here. I

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said, yeah, where the big
auditoriumph how you get to play the big

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auditorium? I said, I'll tell
you. It's not just me, it's

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David's Faine'll be there, and and
Nick Schwartzen too. Well. By god,

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the fella said that from the Sandler
movies, they're fantastic. I'd pay

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anything. It's just I don't have
much money. I'm down on my luck.

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I says, I can get you
tickets. I can get you tickets,

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sir, He goes, it would
be a dream of a lifetime.

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I said, well, if you
think that's a dream, wait till you

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hear this. Adam Sandler will be
there himself. My god, the guy

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said, I'll bring me and my
wife two. Is that all right?

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I said, sure, I'll get
you two tickets. He says, what

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time's the show? I said,
it's at eight o'clock. I said,

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also, Rob Schneider is there.
He said, eight o'clock's not good.

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That's when the news is up,
which reminds me of the time half assed

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Norm MacDonald hosted The Golden Globes.
Remember that one, Yeah, that was

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a pretty good episode of the Golden
Globes. You remember his famous joke,

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don't you you know what the big
difference between the Golden Globes and the NFL

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is, don't you at the Golden
Gloves if you're a cava shots of Taylor

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Swift. Time magazine has released its
annual Time one hundred list of the most

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influential people in the world. This
is the most influential people in the world.

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I actually didn't check to see if
Taylor Swift is on this list.

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I'm not doing a bit right now. Let me look she's not, so

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that'll give you a sense of how
just insane this list is. Who's on

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the list? Johnny mack Well in
comedy. Two comedians are on the Time

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one hundred list of the most influential
people in the world. Okay, these

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are the most influential people in the
world, so you're probably thinking yourself,

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Oh, I don't know, it's
got to be like Dave Schapelle or somebody

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like wrong, wrong, wrong,
wrong. You want to sit here for

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an hour and guess, because you're
never going to guess these two names,

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are you ready. The two comedians
that have made Times one hundred most Influential

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People in the World include Alex Edelman
and Maya Rudolph. What Alex Edelman was

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honored by Fleabags Phoebe waller Bridge Phoebe
Wrights. Over the past fifteen years,

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I've had the privilege of watching Alex
Edelman constantly dazzle audiences and basement clubs,

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backs of taxis, comedy festivals,
friends kitchens, and iconic London theaters.

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Alex's ability to hold people in the
palma's hand is otherworldly. Blah blah blah.

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One of the one hundred most Influential
people in the World, a list

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that does not include Taylor Swift.
Also on the list of the one hundred

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most Influential people in the world,
Maya Rootolph. Yeah, Amy Poehler said,

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Maya Rootolph is a super talent who
is late from within a performing polymath,

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She's able to deliver her big laughs
and deep emotions at the same time.

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We all fell in love with her
on Saturday Night Live, where her

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characters so not only funny, they
were having fun. Blah blah blah times

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one hundred most influential people in the
world. Yeah, apparently this John Stewart

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thing isn't working out the way everyone
had hoped. Late Nighter it sells us.

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The Daily Show averaged seven hundred and
forty two thousand total viewers last week

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Monday. That's up eleven percent from
the week before. However, Person's eighteen

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to forty nine, a demo that
I'm sadly not in anymore, only got

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one hundred and eleven thousand people,
down thirteen percent from the previous Monday,

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which means only US old people are
watching John Stewart and I'm not even watching

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it. I just don't think of
it. I don't have Paramount Plus right

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now. Is it even on Paramount
Plus? I guess it is. And

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I just don't use the DVR anymore. Just sit down and go what's on

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Netflix? And I stare whatever they
put in front of me. Like most

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people do these days. Let's take
a look at the festivals. Johnny Mack,

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did you remember to pre load the
Melbourne Comedy Festival website? I actually

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did? Can you believe it?
I actually did, And I promised you

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yesterday I'd play a bunch of clips. So here are a bunch of clips.

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Damien Powers show is called not so
funny, now is it? The

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Age gave it four and a half
stars, presumably out of five, and

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said he's cooked up his best show
in half a decade. Short old set,

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hilarious, gut punches, remain a
marvel to behold, a right high

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praise there listen from dating again,
and my mate's like, oh, dude,

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it's all about personality. Personality,
It's all about personality. Personality is

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just a defense mechanism that forms from
your trauma. My mate's like, oh,

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that guy's easy going. You don't
know why he's easy going. He

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might have been mercilesslly bullied in high
school. Kids shoved his head into the

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toilet and then he had to do
a speech in front of the history class

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and he had a panic attack and
everyone ridiculed him after that. Anyway,

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people say I'm easy going, which
I put that on my dating profile.

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All right, I mean long way
for a joke that you saw coming.

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But all right. Geraldine Hicky's show
is called that Don't Tease Me About My

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Gloves. Winner of the twenty twenty
one Melbourne International Company Festival Award for Most

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Outstanding Show Time Out, says Hickey
is a master four stars the age,

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no comment, but five stars.
Let's listen. I've got arthritis and it's

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I'm I'm on medication. I'm on
meth and anyone else on meth metatrecsay,

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that's the one that I'm on,
METATRECSA. That's the one that I used

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in chemotherapy. But I'm just microdosing. But before I started taking it,

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my doctor said, just so you
know, you have to lower your alcohol

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intake when you take this, so
you're only allowed to have two to three

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standard drinks a week. And I
was like, oh, that's fine.

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Yeah, that's about what I have
anyway, so yeah, no problem.

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Yeah it was. It wasn't until
the next day that I was like,

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hang on a second, there's seven
days in a week, two three stand

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drinks a week. Can't do What
if I stuff up when I have the

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two to three do you know what. You don't tell me what to do.

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You don't tell me how much I
can drink. I'm going to decide

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how much I'm going to drink.
That's up to me. I'm going to

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I'm going to have zero, that's
right, zero alcohol for me. I'm

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going to be sober. Yeah,
I'm going to be his thing, I

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know. And I could go the
other way. Yeah, I could spend

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maybe ten minutes online and I would
find a blog or Reddit comment just going

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you can drink as much as you
want. I'm aware, right, But

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here's the thing, I inherently trust
the advice of medical professionals. Yeah.

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Like, for example, if I
was an elite athlete, Yeah, and

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I was given what I was told
was vitamin supplements, I would ask no

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further questions and I would just be
thankful for my enhanced performance. Yeah.

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I like her. A Loti's,
Geraldine Hickey couple, mister X in there,

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well crafted set, very very good. Lewis Garnum's show is called Choosing

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the Wrong Story to Tell Short.
I'll gave it four stars and says it's

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a rich source of edgy jokes.
Theodore travel says, a true artist,

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how could one man be so funny. I don't know. Let's listen.

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I am. I'm deaf in my
left ear. And when I was a

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kid, I never realized that headphones
don't distribute equal parts of the song through

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each headphone. I thought it was
the same, it's just fifty percent volume

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here, fifty percent there, but
it's stereo sound. Different elements of the

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song come through each different lyrics.
Sometimes I was just walking around listening to

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my iPod. Honestly, for the
first ten years of me hearing it,

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I only heard the high parts in
Bohemian Rhapsody, and everyone was always like,

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yeah, it's the greatest song of
all time. I'm like, yeah,

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but there's a lot of gaps,
Like it's very good in parts,

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but it's just weird how they just
galile put something after that. Surely very

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very good, right, Yeah?
I like him allt Lewis Graham choosing the

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wrong story to tell you do one
more. Nick Schiller's show was called Still

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Dry Wade, and no one has
has reviewed this one. That doesn't mean

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it's not good. Let's find out. I found it's very easy to annoy

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people who think political correctness has gone
too far, like recently I've been going

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to my local golf club telling the
members that they can't say handicap, they

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have to say golfing accuracy disorder.
They do not like it at all.

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In fact, they regularly ask if
I have a mental golfing accuracy disorder.

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I like golf is to win golf, you have to take the fewest shots,

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which means the better you are at
golf, the less time you spend

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playing golf. That's a nice idea. The better you are at an activity,

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the less time you spend doing that
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something for a very short amount of
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Nash names you're really good at the
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loss. The better you are at
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strugs, you'll like the best,
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Nick Schiller. I think the writing
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in another universe, I'd love to
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or say Dimitri Martin, But that's
Nick Schiller. If you're in Dubai,

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Moe Gill again, that'll be a
good show. Spencer and Vogue, I'm

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not familiar with them, let me
click. The couple welcomes you in for

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a hilarious evening, which is the
curtain on their lives, from Spencer's obsession

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with James Blunt to their shared competitiveness
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since they met on the Jump.
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how do you not know who Spencer
and Vogue is? I don't know

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who they are? Another one of
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two A's is playing. Got two
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up a chair because it's going to
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Tower. Maybe they'll speed this up
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Friday Night at Moontower. Gonna be
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through at five thirty, Cheers,
Queer's Billy Sketch Show at six, Industry

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Showcase at six Roywood, Junior Sugar
Sammy and Andrew Schultz seven thirty, The

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Texans Amos Gill Moontower, eight o'clock
Tagget Oh, we didn't get to see

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that one yesterday. Todd Barry at
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Kindler at eight, thirty Stars and
Bars, Liza Trigger. Brad Williams at

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nine thirty, needs to know Stamptown
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Stars, Sheen and Blair's Big Rib
Rodeo at ten thirty. That Shane Taurus,

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Natalie Palamini's on that one. Okay, that's on the list. Rosebud

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Baker at ten thirty and he gosh
darned a comedy jam is the late show?

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All right, let's see if you
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had my magical time traveling device where
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Early show. Do we want to
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to drink it till late o'clock and
go see Todd Berry. Let's drink it

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till late o'clock and go see Todd
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That'll bring us to the second half. Nine thirty. Brad Williams absolutely,

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And for a late show, I'd
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ten thirty. Won't be able to
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best of the fest at the Parker
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My we are getting quite long today. I've got so much to tell

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you about some new albums. Richard
Servat's new comedy album, And They're Gonna

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Know is out. I like his
first track. It's called cool People Go

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Out on Wednesday. You'll find that
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Daniel Van Kirk's a new comedy special. You'll find that out on YouTube.

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The audio version will be out May
third. That one's called rose Gold,

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a Midwestern man's wish that we all
stop finding ways to disagree, start

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high fiving strangers again, and party
in Wisconsin. Rose Gold is named for

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Daniel's grandmother, Rosemary, who at
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example of what it means to just
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Track seven is called a Winner in
Partyville, USA. Coming out on the

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twenty third, Comedy Dynamics announced Sarah
hester Ross's a new special, Don't Mess

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with a Redhead. Sarah invites you
into the life of a TikTok famous woman

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who doesn't want babies and leads the
stop giving them in microphones movement so that

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one will be out next week.
And that is your comedy news for today.

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Now, don't forget to check out
the podcast Taylor Swift Today for all

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the latest news about Taylor Swift.
She's got a new album out today.

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And you know, one time,
Joe coy neede a terrible, horrible,

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mean joke about Taylor Swift. It
was so bad, I mean, should

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I play it? I don't know. Do you want to hear it?

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You? Sure? Yeah? Okay? As you know, came on after

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a football doubleheader. The big difference
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On the Golden Globes, we have
fewer camera shots of Taylor Swift. I

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swear it was just where to go
to here? Sorry about that,